I’d rather teen girls reading nothing but terribly written fanfics about their favorite OTPs that express healthy and emotionally-sound romantic relationships than “great literature” that teaches them they are prizes to be won or creatures to be controlled or destroyed.
Charlie bit my finger “Bitman Begins” 30 years later with Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks.
What is this insane perfection
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
So I’m handing out gingerbread men from the the Queer Society stall at O-Week and one lady says, “I want to eat a man!” and I reply “Oh honey don’t we all?”. Then I realise that I’m standing next to the Christian Association and yes the looks on their faces confirmed that they did hear me.
Not sure if Deakin is trolling you or the Christians with this stall arrangement