merpjake:

c:

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

image

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horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

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i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

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differentbutnotdissonant:

when-fates-collide:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

 (meganhilty)

I just lost it

This is actually how young birds ask to be fed. The adolescent birds have gone home to visit their parents in order to score free food.

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

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